The Most Bizarre Injury Ever?

[baratron]

I managed to cut my finger today. On my tights.

How in God's name this is possible I have utterly no idea. I was pulling my tights up after going to the loo, the elastic went ping on my hand, my finger started hurting and then when I looked there was an enormous drop of blood on it (well, enormous considering the size of the cut). Hmm.

At this point you have to start telling me (or reminding me) of the stories of bizarre ways you have managed to injure yourselves while clumsy (or drunk), 'cos I need the reassurance that it's not just me!

In other news, I am preparing to reinstall The Sims. Fear...

Comments

[taimatsu]

I gave myself a papercut on my left big toe last week.

[hiddenpaw.livejournal.com]

No, You are the only person I know to cut themesves on themselves.
That said I nearly concused myself three times at whitby which is something of a record for me.

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

I've frequently cut myself on my fingernails, and I have a big scar between my left little toe and the next one from climbing out of a shower and catching it on the screen track.

Not as amusing as getting a black eye from a custard cream, but that one wasn't my fault (it was thrown at me)

[trinker.livejournal.com]

I had a freak accident in the shower in February that resulted in me nearly lopping a toe off, and necessitating four stitches.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I have, on a number of occasions, stabbed myself in the heel / back of the ankle with one of the opposite foot's toenails.