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baratron ([personal profile] baratron) wrote2012-12-18 06:51 am

Also

I have to go & get a blood test done a.s.a.p., ideally about when I wake up later today (which will probably be about 3pm). I need to find out whether I have the very evil c(o)eliac disease. Obviously, I am hoping for a result that is so absolutely negative that I can go on eating wheat, spelt, barley, & other gluten-containing grains with impunity for years to come. Though I am actually more afraid of a borderline result than a positive one. If I have to change my whole effing diet, I have to change my whole effing diet - I've done it before and it didn't kill me. But if I get a result which says "you might have it... Have another test next year" (or however these things work), that will be Stressful.

So please pray to your deity of choice for a nice clear result, and if you do not possess a deity then I shall recommend the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is so obviously the god of delicious carbohydrate products :)
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[personal profile] kshandra 2012-12-18 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Good thoughts thunking their way to you, dearest.
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[personal profile] barakta 2012-12-18 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fingers crossed, coeliac disease sux. May the spag monster be carby and delicious for many years to come!

[identity profile] mongoose-bite.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Dibella has been suitably petitioned on your behalf. Good luck :)

[identity profile] luminare-ardua.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Have petitioned the Eight and the One, the FSM, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Discordia, Kwan Yin, "Bob" Dodds, Ganesha and Thor. Also sending out good thoughts via the Force; just in case. ;)

[identity profile] thekumquat.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fingers crossed for a conclusive result, one way or the other! I so know what you mean about the terror of the inconclusive...

[identity profile] epi-lj.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I will keep my fingers crossed!
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[identity profile] yoyoangel.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*hopes*

[identity profile] jinian.livejournal.com 2012-12-19 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Luck!
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[personal profile] nitoda 2012-12-19 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
O great flying spaghetti monster, mote it be that the divine H-L does not suffer from coeliac disease and is not required to shun all gluten-containing goodies from now on.