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baratron ([personal profile] baratron) wrote2008-01-04 11:19 pm
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What IS the opposite of "food porn"?

Also, do I know anybody who actually likes Zest Vegan Pesto? It is "pesto" in which the only correct ingredient is basil. Apart from that, it has walnuts & cashew nuts (no pine nuts?), white wine vinegar (why?), apple juice (?!) and sunflower oil instead of olive oil. I detest sunflower oil because to me, it smells rancid even when fresh. I have this problem with the oil itself and with sunflower margarines - I much, much prefer rapeseed (canola), which smells buttery when fresh and like rancid butter when rancid.

Richard bought some "by accident" today. Well, we've run out of the stock of the lovely vegan pesto from Whole Foods, and he's never been to Whole Foods to know a) where the shop is or b) where in the shop the pestos are. It's kinda big, and it has a LOT of different types of pesto, and I had visions of him being sent to High Street Kensington and never seen again. So he went to the Fresh & Wild in Piccadilly-somewhere near work, and bought the only pesto that was obviously vegan - and it's this vile one which I told him never to buy again. Admittedly, the last time we bought it was was going on 5 years ago, and they've changed the shape of the jar since then.

We can't return it, because I opened the lid to check whether it was still as vile as I remembered - and almost threw up with the smell. And Richard put a clean teaspoon in and stirred it, then tasted a bit (but didn't put the spoon back in the jar). Neither of us wish to eat this alleged foodstuff. But there may be people out there who actually... *shudder*.... enjoy it, and if so I would love to put the jar in the post to them so it will no longer be in our house.

I make this offer sound so appealing, don't I? :D

[identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com 2008-01-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Burn it. Burn it with FIRE.

It IS possible to make pesto with walnuts. It's not, in my opinion, as good as the pesto with pine nuts, but it's a known and traditional variation, and is quite tasty. It's generally cheaper, which is a factor if you're eating pesto regularly.

Naturally, basil is the sine qua non.

I could, theoretically, see swapping out oils, but I can't see any GOOD reason to do so.

Vinegar and apple juice baffle, confuse, scare, and disgust me. Not in general, mind you -- in most circumstances, I like those things, and could even imagine them going together, although it's difficult. But in this context, yes, my mind is recoiling from the thought.
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[personal profile] brooksmoses 2008-01-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think this needs to be burned with something a bit more potent than mere fire. Unfortunately, the hot plasma of a thousand suns is, while sufficient, probably a bit impractical.

[identity profile] thekumquat.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm intrigued - it *could* be delicious, but equally not.