More fanfiction

I just posted a story over at AO3 which is so profoundly rude that I can't even share the tags with you for NSFW-ness.

If you have any interest in explicit gay pr0n then please go here: Taking the Nine in Vain

Fandom: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Summary:
Emperor Martin Septim/Hero of Kvatch, explicit. A sequel to "Guardian of His Dreams", but in this Alix de Feu has a gender. A very definite gender.

An attempt at writing porn without plot, which failed due to too much plot. Can be enjoyed without knowledge of Oblivion, but contains spoilers and foreshadowing for the end of the main quest.

Rating: 18

Tags:
* Explicit Sexual Content
* Explicit Consent
plus three more that are too non-worksafe to mention.

Please comment if you read it. I'll, um... screen comments here. Let me know if it's okay to unscreen.

Congratulations, America!

On electing the better of your two options for President :) Given how the Electoral Colleges work in most states, with winner takes all, I was genuinely very worried about the state of the world today. But it's Going To Be Okay.

Also congratulations to Maine, Maryland, and Washington for voting to allow same-sex marriage. The gap between "red" and "blue" states grows ever stronger.

In other news, this is relevant to our interests. Veteran British actors Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Derek Jacobi are teaming up to play a bickering gay couple in a new ITV1 sitcom. Vicious has been created by Will and Grace writer Gary Janetti and award-winning playwright Mark Ravenhill. Sounds rather interesting!

Obscenities and predictive text.

Brilliant. I have perverted my copy of OpenOffice with my Dubious Fanfic. Now when I type the word "but", it merrily suggests "buttocks".