The Confused Lactard's Pain Is Never Done.

[baratron]

I would just like to say that hypermallard is a Bastard. When I asked where he was going for his Hot Date with lozette, he went through a list of likely restaurants, then spent something like 2 minutes going on and on about peanut butter milkshakes from Ed's. The ones that are made with three scoops of vanilla ice cream, American peanut butter, and lots and lots of milk. Bastard! Then alexa_robinson (who heard this conversation) & I went to *$ - and she devoured an enormous slice of chocolate cheesecake in front of me! Grrr!

All I need is for Richard to walk in with a family-size pack of Creme Caramels, and my pain will be complete.

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[wuluf.livejournal.com]

I am busy drinking tia lusso which is a bit like bailys but made with coffee very creamy

[nitoda]

You is a very cruel wolfie! Bad wuluf!

[wuluf.livejournal.com]

And here I am thinking I was a loveable hugable person don't you love me anymore baby?:-) HL knows I am only teasing.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, any milk associated with coffee is instantly tainted. So you can drink as much milky coffee (or milky coffee-flavoured liqueur) as you like without me feeling jealous about it ;)

Richard, for what it's worth, is too afraid to consume dairy produce in front of me, as he gets The Look. Or possibly The Stare. Although he's allowed to buy Mini Milk lollies as I have vegan ones (which are actually quite passable).

[otterylexa.livejournal.com]

In my defence, I tried to finish it before you arrived, but it was just too much for me...

[hypermallard.livejournal.com]

Next time, let me know and I'll help you finish it *before* H-L sees it ;-)

[hypermallard.livejournal.com]

Did I mention the *huge* cream cake I had that day too? ;-)