How can I live in such cramped quarters?

[baratron]

Listening to the same song over and over again on auto-repeat is all very well, except when it's on tape and you have to keep stopping and getting up to rewind it.

I want to be in a band, but I can't play the guitar and don't have the patience to learn. It strikes me as the ideal career path for someone with my range of interesting mental states. I mean, rock stars are supposed to be off their heads.

Can't write songs either. Hmmm.

I can sing (sort of) and take my clothes off. Is that good enough?