baratron | Why I love HoopyCat, Part 2 (Reply)

HoopyCat is

hoopycat, astra is me,

baratron. Log from #soc.bi this evening.

HoopyCat: i actually found a useful and efficient bus run in rochester HoopyCat: the bus leaves the office park at 3:10pm and arrives at my boss's boss's house at 3:28pm HoopyCat: that's the ONLY time i've EVER seen a feasible bus run in rochester. of course, for some odd reason, it cost $2.50. HoopyCat: ah! it's because it changes routes. from, uhh, route 92 to, uhh, route 92. so, err, it's a transfer. * HoopyCat opens envelope full of credit card checks from credit card company HoopyCat: something tells me they didn't get my letter saying "pleasing to cancel my account, kthx" * HoopyCat makes checks payable to cross-cut shredder, po box 0, undermydesk ny

HoopyCat: yaknow what i love about the virus scanning software i use? every few days, it decides to give me an ad for the premium version of the software, and the ads are always... uhh... somewhat incomprehensible. HoopyCat: "Now you can leave your garlic where it belongs to: in the kitchen." astra: that's the ad? HoopyCat: well, it starts off with "Garlic may help to ward off vampires" HoopyCat: last week's was soccer-related, and, being american, it was totally incomprehensible * HoopyCat reads toaster owner's manual HoopyCat: To store bread: 1) Place bread in compartment. 2) Close door securely. astra: wow HoopyCat: brb, want matisyahu cd, need to drive to greece to get it * HoopyCat clears throat; sings HoopyCat: http://www.letssingit.com/?/matisyahu-king-without-a-crown-wsr4hfz.html <-- lyrics, for the hasidic reggae favoring astra: oh, THAT guy astra: yeah, he's been in the news a lot lately HoopyCat: oww, i just mispronounced something and bit down on my tongue HoopyCat: now i know what the beard is for... counterweight astra: lol! astra: betty fell off again? huh * astra gives channel operator status to HoopyCat astra: is Nooks here? HoopyCat: NOOKS! cds: I don't think he is. * cds bangs on the walls. HoopyCat: HELLO JASON PARKER! Call the station within the next 93.3 seconds at 310-0933 and you'll win a free +o from astra!