helen-louise's journal

DAMN IT! WHERE'S MY POCKET-SIZED PERSONAL COMMUNICATOR?

Oh. In my pocket. Right.

AND WHERE'S MY GLOBAL LOCATION DEVICE THAT LISTENS TO SPACESHIPS?

Oh. In my pocket as well. In fact, it's also my phone.

AND WHERE'S MY HAND-HELD TERMINAL THAT ALLOWS ME TO CONSULT A WORLDWIDE LIBRARY?

Right. Same as before, in my pocket. And it's my phone.

AND WHERE'S MY PORTABLE MUSIC PLAYER THAT LETS ME CARRY AROUND MY ENTIRE MUSIC COLLECTION?

Pocket. Phone.

AND WHERE'S MY POCKET TELEVISION?

Same as before.

I HEART THE FUTURE.