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[baratron]

I am in a bloody bad mood, thanks to my appointment with the useless psychiatrist today. Might write about it in a friends-only post, or I might just get on with my life. So here's a George W. Bush joke I received today. Don't know how old it is, but it made me laugh, so...

Washington, DC. April 1, 2003

An alleged terrorist attack has destroyed the personal library of President Bush.

It has been reported that both of his books have been lost in this tragic event.

The president is devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

Also, after reading that an Australian woman had her rent rebate cut because housing officials mistook her teddy bear for a live-in partner, I have decided not to add any of my toys' names to the answerphone message. It would take too long to go through them all, anyway.

Comments

[gerwinium.livejournal.com]

I have decided not to add any of my toys' names to the answerphone message. It would take too long to go through them all, anyway.

I _so_ know what you mean :).

[meeping.livejournal.com]

Especially as some of them don't have names or we can't remember what names we have give them!