I Am The Snotmonster.

[baratron]

I have a cold. It is not fun. I honestly would not have believed that one human body could produce this much snot, were I not surrounded by the evidence. Bleurgh. Will write more (and answer my month-long backlog of email) when my brain is actually functioning.

Comments

[barakta]

/me sends hugs from a distance.

I know full well how much snot the human body is capable of producing. I've had more than my share of ENT operations, where they fuck about with your nose then you're banned from blowing your nose for a week. I'm lucky my dad was inventive and had ideas for snot extrication without breaking the rules.

What I call normal is what most people would call a cold level of snot. I am sure you have the same what with annoying allergies etc. Sudafed sometimes works for me, but i know many people are allergic to it, and it seems to be quite hard to obtain without caffeine in it.

Hope you get better soon.

Natalya

[kixie.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you I'm leaking more brain fluid than you are right now.
No one can beat my snotmonsterness.

And boy does THAT suck!

Feel better hon...

I'm getting to the point where I'm just going to jam a tissue up each nostril and try to sleep.

[chrismoose.livejournal.com]

i had that on friday and saturday.. not nice at all! Poor you :-(

[gerwinium.livejournal.com]

*hugs*. :(