Recycle or die!
Jun. 26th, 2001 12:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
baratronI just received this email - it's hilarious - so I thought I'd share it with all of you:
When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd Mortgages and junk like that, you know most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local carpet cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to the bank. if you put heavier stuff in there, the more it costs them.....you know, like can lids and things. Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want just to keep 'em guessing! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their crap back in the mail.
Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all....THEY'RE paying for it! Twice! Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....Let's hope they learn to recycle as much as we do.
When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd Mortgages and junk like that, you know most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local carpet cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to the bank. if you put heavier stuff in there, the more it costs them.....you know, like can lids and things. Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want just to keep 'em guessing! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their crap back in the mail.
Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all....THEY'RE paying for it! Twice! Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....Let's hope they learn to recycle as much as we do.
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*cackle*
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Date: 2001-06-25 05:56 pm (UTC):o)
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That was *my* idea!
Date: 2001-06-26 02:50 am (UTC)