helen-louise needs a less unusual name.

[baratron]

I should have a more common name.

Typing "helen-louise needs" into Google gets me no results.

Typing "helen-louise needs" without the quotes gets me this, and the first link on that is me. Google is annoying anyway, because it treats "Helen-Louise" and "Helen Louise" the same, but the former is a single name while the latter is a first and second name.

It matters to me, ok? That's why I don't answer to "Helen" - it's not my name.

Comments

[erik]

"H-L needs" pulls up some hits, though.
Most of them are, as you say, for "HL" rather than "H-L," but it's something, anyway.