I need that MP3 of someone singing "You are an idiot!".

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I am an idiot. I managed to break my Golden Rule of Baking, which is: Never play with flour while wearing black. I now have a black cardigan and black trousers, covered in white flour, plus a pink t-shirt entirely devoid of flour. (How does that work?) Fortunately, I was going to wash them tonight anyway, but still...

Also, adjectivemarcus's How much does the Daily Mail hate you? quiz. Made me laugh, anyway.