race relations British tabloid style

[baratron]

Today's piece of non-news: 98% of Daily Express readers would like the "full-face Muslim veil" banned.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's news article, where they mention that:

• 95% of Daily Express readers would like Britain to withdraw from the EU.
  
• 80% lament the loss of "Christian Britain".
  
• 70% of the lamenters of "Christian Britain" haven't actually stepped foot in a church in 20 years yet still resent all the "non-Christians".
  
• 50% would like Muslims banned.
  
• 33% would like all Muslims "sent back to where they came from".
  
• 25% would like all the "darkies", no matter what religion, to be "sent back to where they came from".
  

Comments

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

10% would like all the "darkies" to be "sent back to where they came from, despite themselves being less than 3 generations removed from immigrants.

And 5% are reading the Express in their English enclave in Spain, but speak no Spanish.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Am simultaneously laughing out loud while crying inside.

Also wondering what percentage of sane, reasonable Britons would like all of the Daily Express readers to be shipped off somewhere. It's difficult to "send them back where they came from" when mostly they came from here, but... There must be some way to make an island in the middle of nowhere for all the Little Englanders who don't like the "foreigners" in their country and don't want to be part of Europe!

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

That's what the Isle of Wight is for, isn't it?

I would guess that 15% or so of people would secretly like the death penalty brought back for Daily Mail/Express readers and regret their own liberal principles that mean they can't support it...