race relations British tabloid style

[baratron]

Today's piece of non-news: 98% of Daily Express readers would like the "full-face Muslim veil" banned.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's news article, where they mention that:

• 95% of Daily Express readers would like Britain to withdraw from the EU.
  
• 80% lament the loss of "Christian Britain".
  
• 70% of the lamenters of "Christian Britain" haven't actually stepped foot in a church in 20 years yet still resent all the "non-Christians".
  
• 50% would like Muslims banned.
  
• 33% would like all Muslims "sent back to where they came from".
  
• 25% would like all the "darkies", no matter what religion, to be "sent back to where they came from".
  

Comments

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Those last three percentages seem a little low...

[softfruit.livejournal.com]

Indeed - they would actually be headline worthy, figures like that, on account of :. 75% of Express readers NOT agreeing that "all the 'darkies'..."