This is not an update of my life.

[baratron]

I've just discovered that one of our neighbours has a wireless network called donkeydick.

That name certainly does distinguish it from the multiple belkins and Liveboxes, but... Ewww!

Comments

[alexmc.livejournal.com]

so change yours to "whoisdonkeydick"

[ms-adria.livejournal.com]

If I didn't already know I live in a college town, some of the wifi networks near me would make that clear. I have neighbors with "ChuckNorrisAte My Baby", "DuckingForNuts" and "WhyDoesMyMomNotLoveMe" as neighbors.

[hoopycat (from livejournal.com)]

Only interesting one near me is "Fuckoff". Surprisingly frank for this neighborhood.

[pir.livejournal.com]

My area just has boring "btfon" and such.

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

Could've been worse. Could have used the synonym... asscock.

Which brings to mind this one Captain Capitalism short...

"For instance, you can say 'cock' when talking about a rooster. You can say 'pussy' when talking about cats. You can say 'bitch' when talking about a female dog, and you can say 'ass' when you're talking about donkeys. However, if the donkey and the rooster got into a fight over the door, you can't say 'The ass called the cock a p(BLEEP), so the cock kicked the ass in the a(BLEEP) and his b(BLEEP)h bit him really hard on his c(BLEEP)k. THAT would be vulgar."

(kid in the audience faints)

[firecat]

So, is this an example of stupidity (neighbor doesn't realize wireless network can be seen from outside their apartment) or juvenile humor ("i said donkeydick huhehehuhuh")?

[baratron.livejournal.com]

That really is the question!

[lovingboth]

By using a laptop, and looking at the signal strength, you could find out where it is.

My bet is it is a man with an over-inflated something...