oh, really?

[baratron]

My father thinks he's going to walk me down the aisle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please comment below with all of the reasons why this isn't going to be happening.

Comments

[barakta]

Number1: Because you don't want him to?

Number2: Cos you're not doing that traditional stuff?

Number3: Cos your dad is a pain in the arse?

Errr... Will think of more while at shops for milk!

Argh!

[kshandra]

"The only reason I would need assistance down the aisle of the church would be if I was in the wheelchair you are dead set against me using. Stop being an arse about the chair, and I might let you push me in it."

[alexmc.livejournal.com]

Because the marriage will actually take place in mid air with jet packs and so no walking will be required.

[thekumquat.livejournal.com]

1) There is no aisle
2) If there were, I would be making my own way down it, kthx
3) Even if that needed a wheelchair
4) And even if I wanted a person, you didn't make the top 100 shortlist
5) There is no aisle

(tempted to add (6) There is no wedding, at least until after the event...)

[veryfineredwine.livejournal.com]

Or you and Richard are going to walk in together.

[eponymousarchon.livejournal.com]

And the critical reason? Because you say so.

[softfruit.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry... I wasn't sure what was best to do, so I asked the advice of the internets. And now I'm being given away by Justin Bieber."