...and it's not even slash fiction...

[baratron]

The day before the ball, Draco got a package from home.

It contained black velvet robes, and a stern injunction from his father to wear them and instantly cease entertaining this strange Muggle-clothing obsession.

He also ordered him to cease entertaining the Gryffindor boys in his bedroom.

Draco wrinkled his nose at the lurid description in the letter. He had no doubt about where Lucius was getting his information, and he thought that Pansy was letting her imagination run away with her.

This kind of obsession with pretty gay love was frankly unhealthy.

Comments

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is killing me. It's hilarious. I can't stop reading.

Thanks, I think.

[johnckirk.livejournal.com]

This is great! I'm about half-way through at the moment, and I don't think I'll be going to bed until I've finished it :) I normally avoid Harry Potter fanfic (especially the slash), but I'm really enjoying this one, so thanks for the link.