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baratronI am in a bloody bad mood, thanks to my appointment with the useless psychiatrist today. Might write about it in a friends-only post, or I might just get on with my life. So here's a George W. Bush joke I received today. Don't know how old it is, but it made me laugh, so...
Washington, DC. April 1, 2003
An alleged terrorist attack has destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
It has been reported that both of his books have been lost in this tragic event.
The president is devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
Also, after reading that an Australian woman had her rent rebate cut because housing officials mistook her teddy bear for a live-in partner, I have decided not to add any of my toys' names to the answerphone message. It would take too long to go through them all, anyway.
Washington, DC. April 1, 2003
An alleged terrorist attack has destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
It has been reported that both of his books have been lost in this tragic event.
The president is devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
Also, after reading that an Australian woman had her rent rebate cut because housing officials mistook her teddy bear for a live-in partner, I have decided not to add any of my toys' names to the answerphone message. It would take too long to go through them all, anyway.
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Date: 2003-04-09 07:06 pm (UTC)And I'm with you regarding adding the critters to our answering machine...they're already about to crowd us out of bed. If I added them to the 'phone, they'd probably start asking for their own line....
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Date: 2003-04-09 10:47 pm (UTC)