My own hell (a very old meme)

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General asshats, Bill Gates, Anyone else who pisses me off
Circle I Limbo

People who go to see a live band and talk all the way through, People who munch popcorn too loudly in the cinema, People who won't get a lj account because it's too cliquey
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who post all in block capitals, People who use LOL as punctuation, Anyone who asks A/S/L? to total strangers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists, Scientologists, PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who believe their company's corporate bullshit, People who break the spirit of their relationship agreement, but say it's ok because they've kept to the letter, One True Way-ists of any flavour
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who think polyamory is cheating, Feminists of the type who think all men are evil
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope, any other so-called Christians who spend too long judging other people instead of living their own lives, Hypocrites, Fundamentalists of any religion, Anyone who wants to convert me to their religion, The vast majority of politicians
Circle VII Burning Sands

Street preachers and proselytizers, Liars, Cheaters, Racists, Homophobes, Misogynists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Tony B.liar, George W. Bush, and their fiends and cronies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell