Wanted: Movers. No experience necessary.

[baratron]

Small dynamic London-based family unit urgently seeks dedicated professionals to move shit from one place to another. Failing that, amateurs would do.

Essential:
Must be somewhere near SW London sometime this weekend, & preferably able to give us specific times when you can help.
Must be able to pack and lift small boxes.
Must be able to put up with me at random extremes of my mood cycle (hyper-excited vs ultra-stressed).
Must be able to tolerate listening to freezepop on auto-repeat all day long. (I might be persuaded to put something else on eventually.)
Must be able to put up with my singing. Earplugs not provided, but you can bring your own.

Desirable:
Ability to drive a van. If you have a van of your own, this is a bonus.
Ability to lift large boxes and help lift things like sofas.
Making the tea (or alternatives) and remembering everyone's drink preferences.
Near-psychic ability to tell from Richard's body language when he's stressed out (seeing as I don't have that one perfect yet I'm not sure if anyone else will).
Willingness to give calming hugs to anyone who needs them.
Extra cash for experienced plasterers.

Full training provided. We are an equal opportunities employer.

[Poll #299466]

Comments

[a-musing-amazon.livejournal.com]

Would like to help :). We do have visitors on Sunday though. Get back to you when have discussed what we are doing this weekend with wuluf and nitoda.

[nitoda]

wuluf and I have already discussed maybe going over on Saturday to help out - if that suits you, we can do that. Can bring one or two cars if needed for transporting stuff, one roofrack, no vans, sadly.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Bring the car with the roof rack. Don't bother about the other one, we have seriously limited parking space (and will have to give out some of our seriously limited stock of parking permits for every car that arrives).

As you are Morning People, would you be able to get us some more paint supplies? I emailed the addresses in your lj info earlier... I'll send some info about the paint there.

Just in case ...

[a-musing-amazon.livejournal.com]

Yes, we did get the emails re paint and yes we can pick it up for you on the way. Will see you around lunchtime, then. HUGS! (oh, actually, this is nitoda writing, but it's a_musing_amazon's log-in on her machine, just to confuse you!)