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[baratron]

this is h-l typing left-handed on the cli of hatter from the hospital. Exciting stuff to report:
1. i am on input/output reporting. this is as nasty as it sounds.
2. you know you're ill when you're excited by a bowel movement.
3. we are still having trouble with bedpans being taken away. i have been shouting lots.
4. today i had another ultrasound by a trainee sonographer. as a result i know that i have a liver, kidneys, pancreas and aorta :) (seriously, it was quite fun)

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[kshandra]

i am on input/output reporting. this is as nasty as it sounds.

Yes, it is. When gridlore was being treated for his edema (wherein they finally tapped him like a giant beer keg - and the resultant 3L they removed from his chest looked remarkably like stale beer, to heighten the analogy), he was on incredibly strict reporting. The sad part was how instinctive it got for me to check the chart on the wall when I came to visit.

I'm going to do my best to get a certain freshly-frubbled beastie in the post to you tomorrow. It's looking like USD10 to get him back to you with package tracking; I'll advise if it turns out differently.