A list of names I call Richard.

[baratron]

In lieu of a proper entry (because I'm still too snarly to be trusted to express opinions), here is a list of names I call or have called Richard. He is The Boy Of 1000 Nicknames, most of them very silly (Quote from Richard: "That's because I'm a very silly wuzzie."):

The Simple And Obvious:
Richard
Richie
Rich
Rick - not this Richard
Dickie - just wrong!

Generic Tokens of Affection:
Love
Sweetie
Sweetielove
Sweetieloveydarling (used in irony, generally)
Baby
Dear heart
Little one (never mind that he's bigger than me, he gives the impression of being a much smaller creature)

The Descriptive:
My partner
My significant other/SO (as opposed to Alexa, who is my Significant Otter)
The One I Live With
The partner I live with
The Boy

The Fuzzy:
Wuzzie
Mr Wuzzie
Fuzzy Wuzzie
Wuzzieboy
Wuzzie Husband
Wuzzie Hubbund
Baby Wuzzie } (are these the same thing? I don't know)
Wuzzie Baby }
Ewok Wuzzie (this is meeping's fault, he made sims of me & Richard and gave them the surname "Ewokwuzzie")
Ewok Boy
Small Ewok
Wokling
Teddiursa } (these are Pokemon - Teddiursa evolves into Ursaring. I'm sure you needed to know that.)
Fierce Ursaring }

The Hairy:
Fuzzy Thing
Furry Thing
Furrywurry
Furryboy
Mr. Hairy
The Hairy Thing
Hairyboy
Princess Hairyboy
Beardy
Beardy-weirdy
Prince Ticklybeard

I think that's all of them.

Comments

[wytchie.livejournal.com]

Mr. Hairy is my favorite. That just hit me funny that night :D

[taimatsu]

I read Baby Wuzzie and Wuzzie Baby differently. The first is like the Baby Muppets, but the second is like a vampy cabaret singer saying "Wuzzie, baby." My head weird.

[otterylexa.livejournal.com]

Wheeee! Significant Otter!

[baratron.livejournal.com]

I must confess that I did not invent that myself, but subconsciously acquired it from Respectful of Otters (which doesn't seem to have been updated in aaaages. Either rivka's busy elsewhere, or I have the wrong link). I was walking round Sainsbury's one day and saw food that you would like, and it popped into my head. I thought "How cool!"; then later that evening on irc when I was going to tell you about it, I suddenly realised where it was from. And felt less clever :(

[rowan-leigh.livejournal.com]

It did make me laugh out loud, though.

[otterylexa.livejournal.com]

I still think it's pretty spiffy. :)

[inkyann.livejournal.com]

You forgot the one he spent years being called: Titch!