the calendar never lies!

[baratron]

Oh yes, just in case anyone cares, I have PROOF that my current period is way early, from the fact that I specifically recorded one starting on 5th December. I know I've had two more since then, including one that turned up around New Year's Day, but even considering that December and January are "long" months and we gain a week in the middle, this one is at least 4 days early.

Just to reward those of you who bothered to read this, here's a cartoon that amused me.

Comments

[ludy]

do you not do the whole tempurature cycle tracking thing? I usually do by recently space aliens have stolen my extra-senstive therometer and i keep forgeting to get a new one.
I have an extremely iregular cycle but it's usualy longer than 28 days

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Never needed to. Like I said, it used to be exactly 28 days. And I'd always have plenty of warning, because my breasts would swell up around day 21, by day 22 they'd be very sore indeed, by day 24 I'd be moody and irritable and feel all fat with water retention, and on day 26 I'd be completely psycho. Normally my actual period is something of a relief, because although my legs go leaden and achy, I know it's the end of all the bad symptoms for another month.