FX: *Stereo loud enough to stun cattle*

[baratron]

Not only do all technological devices hate me today, I can't even eat chocolate to calm down because my gall bladder's been hurty hurty lately. Went to the doctor yesterday, she said my weird half-assed symptoms were "probably" a virus - but I'm not convinced. Something about the "probably", and the fact I know what acid burning in my intestine feels like, and it's not like any other digestive ick I've ever had.

Ah! I finally found the perfect music for my mood!

I think we don't actually have neighbours at the moment, so I shall play this repeatedly until I feel better.