Jokes you're only allowed to make if you're disabled.

[baratron]

In the car on the way back from hospital:
Me: "Oh look, a cripple shop!" *pointing at disability supplies shop by the side of the road* "We should go in there to buy a shower chair."
hatter: "Or to buy a new cripple. In case the first one breaks."
Richard: "Oh no, my cripple is broken! I need to get another one!"
Me: "Aren't I enough work already without getting another one?"

Yes, you're allowed to laugh. I wouldn't be posting this if you weren't.

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[hobbitbabe.livejournal.com]

You guys are silly together. I giggled.